Mark Holden - Touchdown and Out!

Reports coming out of Ten state that Mark Holden, Idol aficionado, 'pop star' and all-round dipshit, has been kicked off the judging panel for this season's outing.

More importantly, nobody really cares and things seem to be balanced accordingly. Unfortunately, however, Marcia Hines and Kyle Sandilands will still be giving expert opinions on the show.

At least Dicko will sort them out...probably. He'll look like a fuckin' genius with comments that contrast two out-of-touch dummies like the other two.

It's back soon and, yes, the only funny thing on the show will be James Mathis. Tags

• mark holden
• australian idol
• channel ten
• marcia hines
• kyle sandilands