Paris Hilton Walks From Jail
Author: TranZfusion
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
The US native has become somewhat a martyr for all celebrities after seeing out her jail time in confinement. The time behind bars was a bit of a laugh in the end, as the socialite had more controversy outside of jail than she would have doing 'hard time' in her uni-toilet facilitated cell.
If TranZfusion had time in jail, we'd ensure we had a portable CD player that had all of our favourite DJ mixes on hand to go through.
In fact, we'd probably have a 22-day rave in the 2x2 cell. We'd even get a live webcam installed to ensure all of our non-stop adventures were dramatically captured by Getty Images or similar. We're pretty sure we'd get a book deal out of it, and - what the hell - we'd even turn lesbian to spice up the network traffic.
It's all about lesbian webcams in jail.
Anyhoo, our money's on Paris Hilton returning to a jail as fast as she left. We highly doubt she's been changed by the series of events that shaped the world. Yes, the world. The media loves a bit of a gossip, and who are we to argue-
Dance music forever (and Paris). Tags