Hedgehog sex beast spiked
Author: Jonty Skrufff
Friday, September 22, 2006
A superstitious Serbian man required hospital treatment this week after he claimed he followed a local witch doctor’s advice that he could cure his premature ejaculation by having sex with an unsuspecting hedgehog.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, reportedly ripped his willy on the animal’s needles so badly that he required immediate emergency surgery on his damaged member.
"The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter,” a hospital spokesman revealed. “We have managed to repair the damage to his penis.” (Ananova).
The case is likely to enrage hedgehog welfare organisations such as the British Hedgehog Preservation Society who paint a bleak picture of the dangers the animals face on their website.
“Most of us see more squashed hedgehogs than live ones. Their natural defense mechanism - rolling into a ball - is no protection against road traffic,” they warn. “Do all you can to avoid hedgehogs which may be crossing the road and, if it is safe to do so, stop and assist hedgehogs to get across quickly.”
They also warn that more than half fail to live longer than a year, with humans presenting one of their greatest threats.
“Hedgehogs are sometimes subjected to deliberate cruelty by heartless or thoughtless people,” they point out.
“This is now illegal. Should you see this occurring, contact the Police or R.S.P.C.A..”
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