Size Definitely Does Matter

67% of women are "dissatisfied with their partner's size' as well as 96% of their men, Washington Daily sex columnist Lara Bain pointed out this week, combining data from two massive surveys conducted by condom manufacturer Durex and Playboy magazine.

"It's time to set the record straight. Like it or not, penis size matters to both men and women," the US sexpert declared, "Any woman who tells you otherwise is lying, and any man probably has a small member."

Ms Bain advised her female readers to abstain from teasing their men ("commenting on a man's size means you are comparing him to someone else', she warned), just as porn veteran Ron Jeremy complained that even his legendary girth no longer carries the same pulling power.

"When I was a kid, after a one-night stand it was the guy who said, "That was great, see ya'," Jeremy griped in the Sunday Mirror, "Now it's the other way round - women call the shots."

Speaking several years earlier Jeremy suggested charm was the most effective tool for successfully wooing the ladies, telling Loaded "there's nothing to be gained from walking up to a woman and saying "Fancy a fuck-'",

"She might fancy a fuck but she doesn't want to hear it put like that," he explained, "You have to remember that seduction is a game."
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