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Jilted Brit Castrates Her Lover

Author: Skrufff
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
A 24 year old Liverpool woman pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding this week, admitting she tore off a testicle of her ex-boyfriend after he spurned her attempts to have sex one more time.

Amanda Monti attacked Geoffrey Jones 37 at a drunken house party several weeks after they terminated their long-term relationship amicably and according to The Sun, ripped off his left testicle with her bare hands then tried to hide it in her mouth. An unnamed friend later handed Mr Jones his testicle saying "that's yours', though doctors were subsequently unable to reattach it.

Ms Monti's sexual passion contrasted sharply with the findings of a report on sexuality levels of young American women, highlighted in the Guardian this week, which revealed that 27% of 18-29 year old women "take no pleasure from sex and consider it a necessary ordeal'.

The report sheds light on a curious comment from porn starlet Paris Hilton who told Rolling Stone last year she was largely indifferent to bedroom antics.

"I'm not a sexual person, really, I don't really care about sex," the wannabe celebrity DJ claimed.

"If I'm in a relationship, we don't even do anything, really. We just watch TV. I'm too lazy," she said.
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