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True Love Waits Less In June

Author: Jonty Skrufff
Tuesday, June 15, 2004
A new survey of 20,000 American teenagers revealed this week that a monthly analysis of when they lost their virginity revealed an 80% increase for the month of June, The Sunday Times revealed this week.

The paper attributed the massive jump to post-exam hedonism, skimpy summer clothing and basic human instincts ('there are biological imperatives that make it better for us to breed in summer' an obstretician told the paper), which could alarm a new British organisation called Silver Ring Thing, dedicated to promoting pre-marital chastity in the UK.

The new group (an offshoot of the massive US virginity organisation) are currently hosting a series of rave style parties around the UK, where they'll be selling £10 silver rings to teenager pledging abstention.

"It's thumping music, lights, comedy, drama," party organiser Paula Jacob told the Guardian last month.

"It's a fun night without any dark dangers or sex, just a good wholesome evening for kids with the same atmosphere as you get in a nightclub," she insisted.
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