The Platform 12 Christmas Boat Party

Saturday 11th December, 10pm - 2am

We'll be leaving no stone unturned to ensure that we even surpass the 'DJ Mag's Top 5 night' efforts of the summer and are very pleased to announce Aston Harvey & MC Sir Real (The Freestylers), arguably breakbeat's most successful artists, as part of the line-up. They're joined by residents Clive Morley, Glen Holder and Steve Soprano and the whole night is hosted by the mesmerizing vocal talents of one MC Xander.

Krafty Kuts described the last party as having one of the best vibes of any night around and all while experiencing some of the most unique views in London and to a soundtrack punctuated by the scene's brightest stars.

Tickets are £19 and if the last one is anything to go by, will sell out well in advance.

The after party will take place at a secret London location close to Tower Pier and runs from 2:30 til 8am. It's £3 to Boat Party ticket holders and we'll be giving away directions on the night.

You can check out the photos from the last boat party here:
"What do you mean-" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg- You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook- Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch- Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So-" replied the bartender, "what happened- You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

Email entries: clive_morley@hotmail.com


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*** Competition ***

Can't wait til December to hear The Freestylers- Well, I've got a signed copy of the Fabriclive compilation mixed by them to give away along with a pair of boat party tickets and a Platform 12 T-shirt. All you have to do is send in the funniest Christmas, boat, pirate or breakbeat related joke before November 21st as judged by our panel of experts to bag the prizes.

Here's my lame-ass effort:

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean-" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg- You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook- Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch- Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So-" replied the bartender, "what happened- You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

Email entries: clive_morley@hotmail.com


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