Skrufff Bites (2)Long Hot Summer: Fitboy Slim: DJ Wankers: Not So Selfish C**t: Artistic License Revoked:

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"If a record's hot, I let it flow, I let it play. Real DJs play the records longer and they DJ longer too." (Time Out)

Chicago acid house pioneer DJ Pierre admits he happily plays 10 minute tracks in full.

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"I think they raised an eyebrow when I first went in, but it's a very quiet gym. I couldn't do it in front of the general public, it would just be too embarrassing, huffing and sweating away with all these muscly blokes watching you." (The Guardian)

Fatboy Slim admits he's self conscious about his latest passion; working out.

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"I make my own edits of just about every track I play- so many great tunes are just too masturbatory in length at 8 minutes, but work much better when edited down to nearer 6 mins (music producers take note!)" (Judgejules.net)

Judge Jules offers up a tip.

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"Loads of people are taking heroin and that's not normal. And it's not just heroin. It's ketamine or coke or pills. They want to get a bigger bang than the last bang and I think there will be casualties. Maybe not tomorrow or the next day but they're on their way." (NME)

Selfish Cunt singer Martin Tomlinson suggests Britain's drug culture is escalating ominously.

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"Please remove from us the plague of the artists, so that we shall not drown in evil waters, and so that they shall not come to our residence to ruin it." (Guardian)

Hasidic Jews in Williamsburg, New York pray for artists to stay away from the Brooklyn property hot spot.

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