Prince Harry Misses Royal Rave-Up

Cheeky ravers partied throughout the night at the Queen's country retreat at
Sandringham last weekend prompting the Daily Telegraph to suggest Prince
Harry should track down the organisers and party with their on their turf.

500 "New Age revellers" are revealed to have helped themselves to a night
of banging tunes and gourd-mashing beats at a free rave on the Sandringham
Estate," the paper declared in a highly unusual editorial.

"Send Prince Harry, laden with alcopops, to gatecrash one of their parties,"
they suggested.

Despite Harry's infamous past as a pot smoking teenage tearaway, the feral
Toff surprisingly missed the illegal gathering, as did the rest of his
family.

In more royal news, East London grime star Dizzie Rascal spoke out on the
future of Harry and his brother William this week, suggesting the princes
should try their hand in the music business.

"They could rap about the trials and tribulations of being royalty," Dizzie
suggested.

"They went to Eton didn't they- So their English skills must be amazing. I
reckon they could do it," he predicted. (Observer)

(Built in 1870 by the Prince and Princess of Wales, later King Edward VII
and Queen Alexandra, Sandringham was once described as 'The most comfortable
house in England')
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