Party Monster Killer Plans Prison Blockbuster

Infamous club kid killer Michael Alig is to write a no holds barred expose of the reality of life in America's notoriously brutal prison system revealing some of the tactics prisoners use to rebel against the system.

"God, there are a lot of stories in here," the notorious one time Manhattan club promoter declared in a letter published in the first issue of Larry Tee and Conrad Ventur's new magazine Useless.

"I'm down the hall from a queen who makes Opal Fox look like Mary Poppins. She actually sucked an officer's dick, then reported him and went to the infirmary to vomit his sperm into a bag as DNA evidence. Now she's suing the State," he revealed.

Alig, who's currently serving a lengthy sentence for killing and dismembering fellow club kid Angel Melendez, also shed light on a notorious prison practice known as "shitting down' an officer.

"Here's how that works: you piss in a squeeze-able mayonnaise bottle, fill it with shit and squirt it in his (the prison guard's) face," Alig revealed.

"Can you imagine- Isn't that funny- And it's so common in here. And if they take away your containers, all they do is pee in their hands and throw it at the officers when they walk by," he added.

US Prison Links:
Shitting Down (Uncensored from Texas Death Row): "I am losing my mind, 1-12. I shit down Lt. Roach and Warden Chance. It was a once in a lifetime opportunity because wardens just do not come around when there are problems . . .')

http://www.prisonerlife.com/articles/articleID=55.cfm
"Wanting to survive in prison can make an actor out of you. There are certain roles you can play that enhance your chances of being accepted by other convicts, of being left alone, respected; and respect, ultimately, is the key to "making it" in prison . . .'

Opal Fox: "the story of Benjamin (born Robert Dickerson) a noted singer-songwriter who had an alternate lifestyle and created alternate music, is sometimes described as a tragedy . . .'
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