Margaret Thatcher Goes Acid

Ex Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher is to have 50 of her speeches released on CD including one set to acid house music.

The speeches, cleverly entitled 'Margaret Thatcher: The Great Speeches', will be released on a three disc compilation set, and publishers Politicos expect the set to be a big seller.

However Margaret Thatcher is remaining silent on whether she will be forging a musical career in the dance music movement just yet. But un-named producers are said to be keen on on working with her and sampling various speeches from the aging battleaxe.

Look out for a bootleg near you soon.

Thatcher's Top 10
"Lady's not for turning", 1980
"No, no, no" to Europe, 1990 (not 2-Unlimited)
Denis Healey accused of being "frit", 1983
Bruges anti-federalist speech, 1988
"I'm enjoying this" no-confidence debate 1990
"Rejoice" on re-taking Falkland Islands, 1982
"Who is society- There is no such thing", 1987
"Where there is discord, may we bring harmony" 1979
"This is an ex-parrot" of the Liberal Democrats, 1990.
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