Lying London Lads Pinch Their Mates' Girlfriends

British men in the South East have slept with three times as many girls as their Welsh counterparts and over one in five have had sex with a friend's partner, a new survey in the Observer suggested this week.

The Men Uncovered Poll said Londoners scored 21 lovers compared to 7 in Wales and also revealed that just one in 20 Brit blokes worry about having small dicks (94% believing themselves to be at least average or bigger).

Disappointingly, nine out of ten said they wouldn't even consider wearing make-up for men, however, suggesting the cross-dressing gender-bender 80s revival remains some way off.

Women came out relatively well of the survey though as a different survey published by health magazine Sante several years ago revealed, not all such data can automatically be believed. According to Sante's poll of 2,000 women, one in six British women admitted having had secret affairs, with just one in four of their partners ever finding out.
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