Hooligan Harry Fights For Britain

Notoriously delinquent royal Prince Harry enhanced his lager lout reputation even further this week, when he got involved in a "scuffle' with a photographer outside a London nightclub.

According to press reports the pot-smoking prince quaffed vodka and mingled with soap opera actors and "glamour models' at toff hangout Pangeaa before lunging at a photographer as he left the London club in the early hours.

"You f***ing w***er, why are you f***ing doing this", Harry reportedly screamed as he lashed out at the snapper, and had to be dragged back into his limousine by his bodyguards, the Mirror reported.

"Punching people in the street is not the sort of thing you expect from a prospective British army officer," an ex SAS officer and former royal protection bodyguard told the newspaper. "He will be depended upon to remain cool in tough situations."

The incident came just a week after the out-of-control 20 year old denied accusations that he'd cheated in his Art A level exam and just two years after he became notorious for hosting drug crazed parties at Prince Charles' palace at Highgrove.

"The trouble is that Harry has been fighting an image problem ever since his brush with drugs," said Standard royal watcher Valentine Low.

"The pictures of red-faced Harry scrapping (fighting) in the street will imprint on people's minds an image that will prove hard to eradicate," he predicted,
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