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Honkytonks goes electro for Australia Day weekend

Author: Sara Giampa
Thursday, January 8, 2004
Lasergun: Slap me in the electro bits!

Australia Day weekend sees the Lasergun posse of hotpants-sporting -exhibitionists undertake their greatest challenge… how to party properly without hurting ourselves-

There's a fine, fine line between pleasure and pain, but if you're a little confused, please let us explain…

Dave Pham will slap you with his big, manly hunk of… Venetian Snares. He looks like a cute little Belgian-Vietnamese cocktail, but he plays like a stiff Martini!

Agent 86 (the nurse) will scratch and tickle your bits with the kind of speed and prowess that we could only expect from a past DMC finalist who has succumb to the dark, eerie world of electro-eroticism.

Mike Callander will put the "gold" in Golden Gaytime… with more nuts than an elephant, more balls than Keno, and a penchant for entertaining the baker's daughter… anyone for tart-

And, even more exciting is the prospect of playing spin-the-bottle with our esteemed guests… Wil-tron LIVE and Glitch. They both know how to slap and tickle, and their selection is guaranteed to entertain even the most fickle.

So, bring your whip and shoot from the hip! All of this business goes down at the HO-down… Honkytonks on Sunday 25th January, Australia Day Weekend.

Lasergun
Honkytonks
January 25
Bring your whip…
$15 on the door
9pm-5pm

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