His Master's Voice: Drugs Are Bad: Cracked Actor: Creamfield's Special Forces: Dirty, Lying Brits

"I think everyone wants to be a singer in a band and no-one wants to recruit me, so I've recruited myself." (BBC.co.uk)

Judge Jules confirms he's added vocals to his upcoming artist album.


"Drugs are part of the problem that comes with clubs but that shouldn't be held against them. Unless the club owner is selling drugs inside his club, of course, and then I have no qualms about locking that fucker up." (Mixmag)

New York house don Erick Morillo says America's war on clubs 'sucks'.



"The sound of Lewis coming across like a New York new waver (imagine a French and Saunders skit about Bjork) just reminds you of why actors should never be allowed to sing." (NME)

NME are unimpressed by Juliette Lewis' vocal contributions to the Prodigy's new album Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned."


"Having kept unwanted fence jumpers out at numerous festivals over the last few years the Super Fence has managed to be breached only once...by The S.A.S".

Geoff Gorringe from the company that owns Glastonbury's 'superfence' confirms that Creamfields have hired it for this year's festival.



"We make great statements about our moral superiority- especially compared with wicked rapacious Americans yet when it comes to basic ethics- making a clear distinction between right and wrong- we fall well behind standards in the USA." (Independent)

A new survey by researchers from UMIST reveals Brits are the world's most dishonest people.
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