Har Mar Ushers in The 'Age Of Ugly Sexy Men'

The Sunday Times predicted this week that a new phenomenon of 'Ugly Sexy Men' is coming into vogue with the world's unlikeliest sex symbol Har Mar Superstar becoming the figurehead and role model of the unlikely new trend.

"Nowadays for the clever, modern thinking girl, Brad, Orlando, Becks and the rest of the identikit handsomes are simply too obvious to be interesting," the Times declared.

"But travel Love Lane with an Ugly Sexy Man (their capitals) and apparently you'll be in for one hell of a ride."

Perhaps unsurprisingly Har Mar whole-heartedly agreed with their assertion and also told the Independent this week that his flaunting of his paunch is a 'deliberate assault on the cultural obsession with the perfect body'.

"People should just accept bodies and it's up to me to shove it in people's faces," Har Mar explained.

"Everyone who's grossed out is probably grossed out 'cos they have the same belly underneath their shirt and don't wanna' show it. Because their pussies," he sneered.

Har Mar's new album The Handler is out now.

('Who ever said suburban Minnesota white boys can't rock your fuck-')

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