Erick Morillo's Xmas Fantasy

Subliminal Records chief Erick "More' Morillo issued a press release detailing his ideal Christmas gifts this week and revealed one of his dream gifts is "a box of condoms; ribbed for her pleasure!'

The legendary ladies' man's desires suggest he's likely to be wholly uninspired by gift vouchers for cosmetic surgery at University College of London, where doctors this week announced details of a revolutionary surgical procedure for men with "micro-penises' (ie "a penis that's shorter than 7 centimetres when fully erect'- New Scientist).

The groundbreaking new technique involves slicing a piece of flesh off the man's arm, which is rolled then attached to his micro-penis, the magazine revealed. The tip of the micro-penis is next cut and attached to the new part, with a silicon cylinder containing a pump inserted for full function.

"It's not so much penile enlargement as penile construction," UCL doctor David Ralph explained.

In more Morillo news, the US house star will be seeing in the New Year at Godskitchen's Birmingham base and won't be appearing at Scotland's Highland Gathering, which was cancelled this week, owing to poor ticket sales. He's also set to return to Ministry Of Sound in London for the first time in four years, when he performs an eight hour set at Ministry Of Sound on New Year's Day.

At both dates, he's almost certain to be spinning Paul Masterson's acid/ house growler "What You Got, What You Do (one of Erick's top 5 festive tunes) and his own track "What Do You Want-', which comes out on Subliminal. "What Do You Want-' features vocals by his latest protege Terra Deva, who's also previously worked with Junior Jack and Satoshi Tomiie.
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