Prince Harry's Cross Dressing Confusion

Tearaway teenage royal Prince Harry blushed profusely after photographers doing a photo shoot of his Eton study discovered a girl's pink thong next to his bed, the News of the World revealed this week.

The discovery of the mystery G string sparked a storm of innuendo about the pot smoking royal, notably Standard hackette Amanda Platell, who quipped 'when news broke that Prince Harry was in possession of a pink G String, I thought, Oh dear, more question marks over the sexuality of our royal family-'

Platell went on to say the knickers belonged to one of Harry's female acquaintances, however, as did the News of the World, despite printing a front page headline 'Heir 'N a G-String' (surely not meaning Heir In A G-String-)

"Blushing Prince Harry cringed with embarrassment," the paper mocked.

"Harry, 18, was gathering clothes at Eton in front of his housemaster (teacher) and a female photographer when the sexy undies slipped out."

Illicit beer bottles and over-flowing ashtrays were also apparently whisked away before the photo shoot happened, though no signs of cannabis use were present.

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