Lasergun on Cup Eve - We put the HOT in hotpants!

Well, after waking up in the solarium, nearly gagging on our own raw and unique brand of "coolness" and then falling asleep once more to the sounds of Venetian Snares mixed with Bach, the Lasergun Collective spent the last couple of months dreaming of tan lines, panty lines, hotlines, and other lines that we can't mention in a press release for fear of incarceration.

Then, after waking up to the sensation of hot wax on cold skin, we decided that it was time, once more, to do it all in public. Get out of the closet and onto the dancefloor.

Honkytonks is the perfect venue for such an occasion, because it reminds us of that wardrobe where we once pashed the Lion and the Witch, or the Limousine where we ate microwave popcorn and avocado maki with John Lennon.

And, because all of our original subjects are now of legal age, we are looking for fresh meat. You look meaty enough, so join us! If your rump is top-choice, and your loins are fresh-cut, then come and shake what ya mumma gave ya on November 3rd. Agent 86, Mike Callander, Dave Pham, Teknob and Grimus LIVE, Quirk and Toupee will provide the soundtrack.

But remember, there is no script. So if you are feeling theatrical and adventurous, join us for a session in psycho-sexual improvisation at Lasergun.

Lineup: Agent 86, Mike Callander, Dave Pham, Teknob and Grimus LIVE, Quirk and Toupee

Honkytonks presents Lasergun
Monday 3rd November
$15 on the door
9pm-5pm
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