Fatboy Slim Pleads Against Trial By Tabloid

Norman Cook has begged tabloid newspapers to restrain themselves from digging into his private life after he announced a trial separation from his celebrity presenter wife Zoe Ball.

Since meeting four years ago at Manumission, the couple have become dance culture's equivalent to Posh Spice and David Beckham, meaning his request is almost certain to be ignored. Paparazzi have reportedly been flocking to the couple's Brighton home since Friday and the Telegraph already ridiculed his wife by quoting from an upcoming interview in In Style magazine (Ball apparently saying 'I still turn around and think 'God, I fancy you so much'.)

Cook has also denied suggestions he's been in Rehab or suffering from depression (Ananova).
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