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Delinquent Royal Dumbs Down- Could Cannabis Be to Blame-

Author: Jonty Adderley (
Saturday, February 1, 2003
Notorious bad boy royal Prince Harry has been held back at year at top toff public school Eton College after failing his geography A/S exam last year.

The intellectually challenged pot-smoking playboy failed two exams entirely and just scraped through his third, the News of the World revealed last year, prompting them to declare "He has learned there is a price to pay for a social life running out of control, fuelled by drink and drugs."

Harry's humiliating failure should hopefully serve as a striking warning about the perils of alcohol and drug abuse to his younger more impressionable class-mates.