Crack UK Scientists Plan Ultimate Ecstasy Pills

A team of top British chemists are attempting to create a pill that provides instant orgasms without sexual stimulation, after Dutch researchers uncovered evidence that an orgasm is remarkably similar to a shot of heroin.

Professor Gert Holstege from Rijksuniversiteit persuaded volunteers to have sex inside a brain scan machine and discovered significant similarities between heroin and orgasms, according to a report on scientific journal Expatica.

"We have to identify and imitate all the substances which play a role in the process," said the Professor (Daily Record, Scotland).

``It could take 10 years. It's an enormous project.''

The professor added that the orgasm pills could prove much more popular than Viagra type drugs which merely boost erections, and pointed out that most people want to continue having sex with orgasms until the day they die.
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