Britain's Poshest Wannabe Gangsta Rapper Acts Tough

Bad boy royal delinquent Prince Harry stormed a Cirencester burger bar last weekend accompanied by a posse of armed minders, the News of the World revealed.

The pot-smoking tearaway lounged in the doorway of a Macdonalds restaurant with a bunch of his Toff homies, 'smirking and swaggering' as his bodyguards collected their orders, the tabloid reported.

"Harry shows all the restraint of Puff Daddy in a Cristal drinking contest with a Saudi prince," they added.

One possible explanation for his increasingly insensitive behaviour appeared in the Guardian several days before, put forward by renowned opinion former Rod Liddle (formerly of the BBC).

"The royal family is the living and breathing negation of Darwinism," he suggested.

"Every subsequent generation is exponentially more stupid than the one that preceded it, and less fit to adapt to its changed environment."
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