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Avenue D's Seasonal Slut Guide

Author: Jonty Skrufff (
Saturday, December 20, 2003
'Do I Look Like A Slut-' starlet Daphne from Avenue D chatted to Skrufff this week and shared some no-nonsense tips on serious festive slutting.

"Christmas is way better than the rest of the year for being a slut, the boys are really into giving, and it's fun to find out who's naughty or nice," said Daphne.

"But sluts don't follow any rules, I don't think it is something a girl can try to fake either, it's either in her or it's not. Whether she's a tease or not, a slut is a slut."

Daphne was also unimpressed with sex advice offered by fading porn star Ron Jeremy, who urged Loaded readers recently to use charm.

"There's nothing to be gained from walking up to a woman and saying 'Fancy a fuck-' Jeremy claimed.

"She might fancy a fuck but she doesn't want to hear it put like that."

Daphne, however, categorically disagreed.

"You can always inspire the slut in others," said Daphne.

"'Fancy a fuck-' works all the time."

Avenue D's fantastic booty-hip hop electro anthem 'Do I Look Like A Slut-' comes out in January. The girls are also currently recording a track with Boy George's latest musical project The Twin.