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Southern Brits Substitute Clubbing for Sex

Author: Jonty Adderley
Saturday, April 20, 2002
New research by British condom manufacturers Durex has revealed that Northern based Brits have 25% more sex than their southern neighbours while midlanders come almost exactly in the middle.

Average North East people have sex 122 times a year, Durex suggest, with Brummies doing it 110 times and Londoners just 97.

"It's because it's colder up North," a Durex spokesman told Glamour magazine. "And Southerners are too busy partying."