Prince William Rejects Britney "To Go Fox-Hunting"

Prince William, the 19 year old big brother of juvenile delinquent Prince Harry, jilted Britney Spears to "go fox-hunting" the Sun said this week. Britney revealed the Prince's suprising snub on a British TV chat show and her admission immediately prompted suggestions from the host that she'd have "more fun" with Prince Harry.

Britney's embarrassing admission followed more stories in the British press this week, linking both princes to a drug-taking circle of delinquent toffs. Susannah Macpherson Bailey, who claimed to be an intimately connected member of the group, suggested, "doing a bit of cannabis and dabbling in underage drinking- That is the norm for Harry's gang."

"We believe cannabis is less harmful than tobacco, but we all draw a firm line between spliffs (joints) and crack cocaine- there's a world of difference," she snorted (Sunday Times).

Though no stories have surfaced saying Prince William uses drugs himself, his mind-blowing rejection of one of the world's sexiest women does raise questions. Could "fox hunting" be some aristocratic code word meaning something else-

http://www.ukcia.org/cgi-bin/denounce.pl (Help Prince Harry: Denounce the UN Single Convention on Narcotics)

http://www.openlyclassist.org.uk (what class are you-)

http://www.britneyspears.org
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