Playboy Prince Exiled to Australia

Delinquent toff Prince Harry, who turns 18 this Sunday (September 15) is being shipped off to Australia for a year, in what appears to be a concerted attempt to cure his bad boy ways.

According to the Standard, the pot smoking royal will be visiting the former penal colony to play polo "with the proviso that he abandons his growing playboy image."

"I want to do something that evokes memories of Mummy's (Princess Diana's) charity work," Prince Harry reportedly said.

In worse news for the Prince, the News Of The World chided him this week for failing two A/S exams entirely and just scraping through on his third subject.

"He has learned there is a price to pay for a social life running out of control, fuelled by drink and drugs," they suggested, discounting any idea that he might just be dim.
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