Mistaken Identities Prompt Eminen Satan Horror

Terrified Turks stoned an Austrian tourist this week, after they concluded that his facial piercings, cloak and dyed red hair meant he was a Satanist. Sascha Michael Mariacher, 28, was rescued by police from the angry mob, the Telegraph reported, and while he escaped serious injury "can't understand why the people were so scared of him," a local cop revealed.

Meanwhile in Lincoln (Middle England) a horrified householder called the cops after opening his front door to a stranger wearing a ski-mask and waving a switched-on chain saw in his face. It transpired that the Eminen look-a-like had been on his way to a fancy dress party but had got the wrong address.
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