Ministry Endorse Amyl Nitrate

Poppers, the inhalant sex drug still linked by some scientists to AIDS related cancer Kaposi's Syndrome, are "as safe as drugs can get" and are "back on the nation's dancefloors", according to a euphoric article in the latest issue of Ministry Magazine.

"Poppers are great because you only get a rush for a few minutes, then you are back to normal," a 15 year old youth told the magazine. "I've never sniffed glue, because you can see the glue heads walking around like zombies."

US government backed websites such as Seattle's Alcohol and Drug Helpline, categorise the drug (actually butyl nitrate and propyl nitrate) alongside glue and also suggest overdose symptoms can include "possible circulatory collapse and death," though according to Ministry, a new US survey recently concluded that they have "no real detrimental effect of health."

"Beyond a headache, the odd nose rash and the yellow-thumb of a popper caner (heavy user), poppers would seems a safe, if short-lived, rush option," they suggest." Poppers are bigger than Jesus again".

http://www.adhl.org/amynit.html (Alcohol and Drug Help-line, Seattle)

http://www.virusmyth.net/aids/data/epkaposi.htm
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