London Blokes Prefer More Makeup

A new survey by toothbrush company Oral B has discovered that 78% of British men wish their girlfriends would spend more time doing their makeup.

According to the survey, women now spend just 23 minutes putting on their "face" compared to 90 minutes a decade ago. The Standard suggested the trend is strongest in London, with most Northern men still thinking their ladies wear too much makeup.

In worse news for Northerners, the survey also revealed that "86% of Leeds men have poor oral hygiene," while "77% of people say their partner's bad breath resulted in their worst kiss ever."
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