Goat "Subdued" After British Sex Fiend Pleads Guilty

A sex crazed unemployed chef appeared in court this week and pleaded guilty to charges of sexually assaulting a female goat at the Paradise Allotments grazing patch, near Hull.

According to the News of the World, 23 year old Brit Stephen Hall lasso-ed the unlucky animal with his belt and began attacking her, when by chance, a British Rail train pulled up alongside the allotments on an adjacent railway track. Horrified passengers who witnessed the assault, then frantically called the cops, who rushed to the scene and caught Mr Hall (ironically arresting officers were from the Humberside Police Dog Team.)

"I saw the goat the next day- it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell," said investigating officer Dave Crinnion from the British Transport Police (News of the World).

Hall later claimed to be gay and said he'd "never done anything like this before" after being told by the Judge that she'd sentence him in several weeks time. Vets added that the traumatised goat appears to have escaped any lasting physical injuries.

http://www.goatworld.com/slides (pictures of goats NB Not the sex victim)
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