Blair Junior's Club Of Choice Proves He's a Toff

Tony Blair's teenage son Euan has abandoned his street drinking roots to become a regular at seminal toff nightclub Crazy Larrys, according to reports in the Daily Telegraph.

"As a club it's filthy expensive, badly lit and full of braying Hoorays (Hooray Henrys," a regular from the infamous Kings Road dive told the newspaper.

"I guess that, like the rest of us, Euan has just come to the conclusion that that's what makes it such fun."

18 year old Blair first attracted notoriety two years ago when cops picked him up lying drunk and semi-conscious in a Leicester Square gutter though now appears to have found his level judging by the Telegraph's own definition of Toff.

A 'toff' means someone who is upper class and comfortable with it," say the newspaper.
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