Bites: Ministry Mag On Cocaine: Barry Ashworth's Pyro Past: Robbie Williams' Comic Turn: MTV's Anti-capitalist Stance: Cream Tea and Scones @ This Year's Homelands-

"The moral is this: If you have a rolled up £20 note, don't bother spending it on caffeine powder. Stick with a cafe latte'. Or maybe a nice Colombian blend." (Ministry)

Powdered caffeine is an ineffective cocaine substitute, Ministry's latest legal drug guide suggests.


Dub Pistol Barry Ashworth confesses to throwing Molotov cocktails in his youth.

http://www.dubpistols.org/default.html


"Sigh, I'm bored of being reported as great all the time. I wish I could be naughty like the So Solid Crew." (Viz)

Britain's cheesiest pop star debuts in Viz's latest comic strip, "Robbie Fucking Williams: The Man Who Can Do No Wrong".

http://www.viz.co.uk (Viz Magazine: "Not for children")


"We found that MTV is not really regarded as a global brand by most viewers because the stations are so regionalised, while MTV is seen as having a social conscience." (Music Week)

Anti globalisation protesters still love their MTV, according to a new survey carried out by the pan global US music corporation.

http://www.mtv.com


"Actually quite a nice festival. Posho ravers on the phone to Ma and Pa, natural scenery, Basement Jaxx and The Beta Band." (Guardian)

Homelands is for richer ravers, according to the Guardian's latest festival guide.

http://www.homelands.com">http://www.wellcoolstuff.com (Powdered caffeine available here)


"I shouldn't get into it here, really, but I was an arsonist. Me and my brother were always coming home with black faces. I set fire to my family home three times." (Muzik)

Dub Pistol Barry Ashworth confesses to throwing Molotov cocktails in his youth.

http://www.dubpistols.org/default.html


"Sigh, I'm bored of being reported as great all the time. I wish I could be naughty like the So Solid Crew." (Viz)

Britain's cheesiest pop star debuts in Viz's latest comic strip, "Robbie Fucking Williams: The Man Who Can Do No Wrong".

http://www.viz.co.uk (Viz Magazine: "Not for children")


"We found that MTV is not really regarded as a global brand by most viewers because the stations are so regionalised, while MTV is seen as having a social conscience." (Music Week)

Anti globalisation protesters still love their MTV, according to a new survey carried out by the pan global US music corporation.

http://www.mtv.com


"Actually quite a nice festival. Posho ravers on the phone to Ma and Pa, natural scenery, Basement Jaxx and The Beta Band." (Guardian)

Homelands is for richer ravers, according to the Guardian's latest festival guide.

http://www.homelands.com Tags