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Bites: Alex P Hates Hard House: Is Puff Daddy Diddy- Smack, Crack & Crime: Oasis' Primal Conspiracy Theory:

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Friday, April 5, 2002
"It's unintelligent music and any fool can mix it. I think the secret of it is, you can be an idiot and still dance to it." (BBM Magazine, Ireland)

Hard house is "bollocks", according to funky house DJ Alex P.


Naomi Campbell's ex assistant Rebecca White claims her boss was unimpressed with Puff Daddy's sexual skills.

http://www.naomicampbell.com


"Heroin provides the need and the desire to commit crime; crack (cocaine) provides the bottle (courage) to carry the crime out." (The Guardian)

Cannabis has no connection with crime, an unnamed Brit MP tells the Guardian,

http://www.drugs.gov.uk (UK government portal: "Taking drugs to build a better Britain")


"I know who fucking did it. It was the Scream. I'm gonna send a letter to President Bush telling him who did it. Scottish cunt, havin' it large." (NME)

Oasis singer Liam Gallagher blames Bobby Gillespie and Primal Scream for 9/11.

http://www.primalscream.org


"I love the KLF. But we don't think they actually burned the money." (NME)

Could Fischerspooner frontman Casey Spooner know the Justified Ancients-

http://klf.life.eu.org (KLF site)
">http://www.kissonline.co.uk/radio/dj_default.cfm (Kiss FM, London)


"She emerged from his room in less than an hour, took me aside and told me, 'He was horrible in bed.' She also said he had a small manhood." (News of the World)

Naomi Campbell's ex assistant Rebecca White claims her boss was unimpressed with Puff Daddy's sexual skills.

http://www.naomicampbell.com


"Heroin provides the need and the desire to commit crime; crack (cocaine) provides the bottle (courage) to carry the crime out." (The Guardian)

Cannabis has no connection with crime, an unnamed Brit MP tells the Guardian,

http://www.drugs.gov.uk (UK government portal: "Taking drugs to build a better Britain")


"I know who fucking did it. It was the Scream. I'm gonna send a letter to President Bush telling him who did it. Scottish cunt, havin' it large." (NME)

Oasis singer Liam Gallagher blames Bobby Gillespie and Primal Scream for 9/11.

http://www.primalscream.org


"I love the KLF. But we don't think they actually burned the money." (NME)

Could Fischerspooner frontman Casey Spooner know the Justified Ancients-

http://klf.life.eu.org (KLF site)
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