Bin Laden Found In Ibiza

Skrufff reader Tim contacted us this week with news that he'd come across a Bin Laden while holidaying in Ibiza last week. Rumours of the super-strong ecstasy pill appeared on the net two weeks ago, just days after Tim arrived on the island.

"I found the story about the Bin Laden ecstasy pills, in Skrufff issue 57, of particular interest," said Tim.

"On my first Sunday in Ibiza (6 July) we went to Judgement Sunday and while we were in the West End downing a few cheap drinks a English bloke offered me some pills. I naturally said I would have one (I much prefer buying my drugs in Ibiza off the English, I just feel I can trust them more). Anyway, he told me it was a Bin Laden and that made me want it even more, so I bought one.

I went to the toilet to examine it and it was a creamy white colour with BL on one side," he added.

Tim went on to claim the pill was the best he'd ever taken, though his story presently remains uncorroborated (his address was an anonymous yahoo one- could he be an Al Qaida plant-). Whatever its truth, the link between Bin Laden and the White Island is a strange one since Ibiza remains one of the few places where the evil terrorist mastermind could pass unnoticed.

With his ultra feminine features, 6 foot 6" height and well documented enthusiasm for dressing up in kaftan style garments all he'd need to do to escape detection would be to shave of his beard and slap on some face paint to blend in with the hundreds of transsexuals that make up the island's fabled 'third sex'.

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