BT Chairman & Ministry's Magic Mushroom Shockers

British Telecom chairman Christopher Bland revealed a surprising knowledge of how to use ultra strong natural psychedelic magic mushrooms, when a financial analyst suggested his optimist outlook might be prompted by, "smoking magic mushrooms".

"I thought you ate magic mushrooms: you don't smoke them, " Bland told the Daily Telegraph.

His comments followed publication of a fantastically detailed 10 point guide to growing your own fungi, in the latest issue of Ministry.

"Quite remarkably, it is 100% legal to grow your own magic mushrooms (we've even got a letter from the Home Office to prove it)," said Ministry. "Thanks to a legal loophole, you can now also buy magic mushroom grow kits online."

http://www.kingbong.com (Warning: processing magic mushrooms in any way transforms them immediately into highly illegal class A drugs)
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